I'm not all that interested in dating.
But my friend did send me this "Zoosk" invite thing, so I signed up for it.
And Zoosk sent me a message yesterday morning that they found the PERFECT MATCH for me!!! So I clicked on it and discovered that Zoosk found me a man just 40 miles away.
A year older than I am.
A Yankees fan.
3 kids, just like me.
Wow. Perfect.
So I got to read all about
KURT14
from Nephi, Utah. UGH!!!!
Thanks, Zoosk.
I disabled that account.
In real life, I've made a few minor decisions about the kind of guy I'd like to date
IF I ever decide to date again.
This has happened strictly through the process of elimination.
1. He must be unmarried. Not just separated. Not just unhappy in his marriage. Not merely "thinking about becoming single." He must really be single.
2. He must be younger than my father.
3. He must not purposely ingest carcinogens. I lost my Mom to cancer.
So there you go. Short list.
3 comments:
I'm so sorry, Tina... but MAN! I needed that laugh!
Good luck with the dating scene. It sucks. Most of the time.
I am with Lisa on this one Tina.. You got to admit that is just funny.
When the time is right Mr Nice will just show up, it will happen.
But then on the other hand STAY SINGLE!! You don't ever have to listen to anyone's crap and can enjoy YOU!!
HUGS <3
Omg Tina! I busted out laughing! I'm sorry!! Lol but I'm sure u had a laugh too! Ahhh small freaking world. No just small Utah. Lol
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