I'm not all that interested in dating.
But my friend did send me this "Zoosk" invite thing, so I signed up for it.
And Zoosk sent me a message yesterday morning that they found the PERFECT MATCH for me!!! So I clicked on it and discovered that Zoosk found me a man just 40 miles away.
A year older than I am.
A Yankees fan.
3 kids, just like me.
Wow. Perfect.
So I got to read all about
KURT14
from Nephi, Utah. UGH!!!!
Thanks, Zoosk.
I disabled that account.
In real life, I've made a few minor decisions about the kind of guy I'd like to date
IF I ever decide to date again.
This has happened strictly through the process of elimination.
1. He must be unmarried. Not just separated. Not just unhappy in his marriage. Not merely "thinking about becoming single." He must really be single.
2. He must be younger than my father.
3. He must not purposely ingest carcinogens. I lost my Mom to cancer.
So there you go. Short list.